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Post by SO_MONEY » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:12 am

In college I used to keep a quote board with funny things people said, might be a good thing to do here if people ever need a laugh???
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Post by SO_MONEY » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:15 am

I'll start it out and give an example.

A friend posted a MEME saying "when you're called daddy, giving up isn't an option".... to which I provided the only response I could..."Generally, when I am called daddy I give up in about 30 to 40 seconds".

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Post by flexbuffchest » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:32 am

What the fuck.
Thrillkill wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:20 pm
We paid 85 mil for Christian Ponder. That's what we have.

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Post by SO_MONEY » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:39 am

flexbuffchest wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:32 am
What the fuck.
Have you ever burned someone? Said something funny?

It is just an idea. You know humor. I don't care if it takes or not.

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Post by j2j » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:53 am

flexbuffchest wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:32 am
What the fuck.
It's not really funny anymore if someone says it every time Wiggins touches the ball.
Trust the pRosas™

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Thrillkill wrote:(Jordan Bell) is a fantastic man and team defender not to mention great rebounder. If he played 20+ minutes a game he would make an all NBA defensive team.

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Post by flexbuffchest » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:59 am

j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:53 am
flexbuffchest wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:32 am
What the fuck.
It's not really funny anymore if someone says it every time Wiggins touches the ball.
:lol:
Thrillkill wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:20 pm
We paid 85 mil for Christian Ponder. That's what we have.

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Post by SO_MONEY » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:32 am

flexbuffchest wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:59 am
j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:53 am
flexbuffchest wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:32 am
What the fuck.
It's not really funny anymore if someone says it every time Wiggins touches the ball.
:lol:
Now we are cooking with gas.

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Post by digitalwolf » Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:56 pm

I think this is one of my favorite quotes....does it count as a quote?

I love that my international marriage pisses you off so much!

I could’ve married just about any gal I wanted—unlike you, you fugly incel afraid to show his face. You know this because you posted my social media on rubechat and all I got out of it was being called handsome. I CHOSE to marry a sweet bootied, buxom, hourglass figured Honduran chef over all the other gals I’ve been with, and Lordy did I have some great options over the years. None as great as my wife tho!

:thumbsup:

Show us a picture of you and your “girl”, as you put it. :lol:

PS. Do you think a basketball message board is the proper place for your freak out about my marriage? Maybe you’d find a better audience on 8-Chan with all the other incels?

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Post by j2j » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:21 pm

There are a few words in that rant in which I have no clue of their definition, yet see used fairly frequently.
Trust the pRosas™

#BahamaLasagna
Thrillkill wrote:(Jordan Bell) is a fantastic man and team defender not to mention great rebounder. If he played 20+ minutes a game he would make an all NBA defensive team.

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Post by Lightning » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:38 pm

This thread...what could possibly go wrong?

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Post by j2j » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:39 pm

Lightning wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:38 pm
This forum...what could possibly go wrong?
Agreed.
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Thrillkill wrote:(Jordan Bell) is a fantastic man and team defender not to mention great rebounder. If he played 20+ minutes a game he would make an all NBA defensive team.

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Post by SHAFA » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:01 pm

When it comes to internet message boards, there's always been one rule that I felt was unassailable:

If someone is spending time and energy to generate detailed descriptions of how awesome their life is, it's safe to assume the reality is probably the inverse.

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Post by Vendetta11 » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:36 pm

Lightning wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:38 pm
This thread...what could possibly go wrong?
Hopefully everything.

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Post by Moses Scurry » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:46 pm

Joda and Thrillkill know hoops.

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Post by Beef Supreme » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:52 pm

j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:21 pm
There are a few words in that rant in which I have no clue of their definition, yet see used fairly frequently.
“Honduran” means someone from Honduras.




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Post by flexbuffchest » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:53 pm

digitalwolf wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 2:56 pm
I think this is one of my favorite quotes....does it count as a quote?

I love that my international marriage pisses you off so much!

I could’ve married just about any gal I wanted—unlike you, you fugly incel afraid to show his face. You know this because you posted my social media on rubechat and all I got out of it was being called handsome. I CHOSE to marry a sweet bootied, buxom, hourglass figured Honduran chef over all the other gals I’ve been with, and Lordy did I have some great options over the years. None as great as my wife tho!

:thumbsup:

Show us a picture of you and your “girl”, as you put it. :lol:

PS. Do you think a basketball message board is the proper place for your freak out about my marriage? Maybe you’d find a better audience on 8-Chan with all the other incels?
TT?
Thrillkill wrote: ↑
Tue Oct 01, 2019 1:20 pm
We paid 85 mil for Christian Ponder. That's what we have.

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Post by j2j » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:15 pm

Beef Supreme wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:52 pm
j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:21 pm
There are a few words in that rant in which I have no clue of their definition, yet see used fairly frequently.
“Honduran” means someone from Honduras.




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Thrillkill wrote:(Jordan Bell) is a fantastic man and team defender not to mention great rebounder. If he played 20+ minutes a game he would make an all NBA defensive team.

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Post by thinktank » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:53 pm

j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:21 pm
There are a few words in that rant in which I have no clue of their definition, yet see used fairly frequently.
:lol:

What term you confused?
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Post by j2j » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:58 pm

thinktank wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:53 pm
j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:21 pm
There are a few words in that rant in which I have no clue of their definition, yet see used fairly frequently.
:lol:

What term you confused?
8-chan? I believe that's a whack job message board, right? Like way worse than AMDMBSTRSF?
Incel? Thought it meant someone basic and boring, but google says otherwise.

Never see real people use these words, just message board jockeys.

I was going to include a wisecrack about "marriage", but it seems people are still into that.
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Thrillkill wrote:(Jordan Bell) is a fantastic man and team defender not to mention great rebounder. If he played 20+ minutes a game he would make an all NBA defensive team.

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Post by thinktank » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:03 pm

j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:58 pm
thinktank wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:53 pm
j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:21 pm
There are a few words in that rant in which I have no clue of their definition, yet see used fairly frequently.
:lol:

What term you confused?
8-chan? I believe that's a whack job message board, right? Like way worse than AMDMBSTRSF?
Incel? Thought it meant someone basic and boring, but google says otherwise.

Never see real people use these words, just message board jockeys.

I was going to include a wisecrack about "marriage", but it seems people are still into that.
So you’re playing dumb.

Newsflash: YOU ARE A MESSAGE BOARD JOCKEY. You post twice as often as me. :lol:
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Post by Moses Scurry » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:14 pm

It's probably more of an age thing.

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Post by Moses Scurry » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:15 pm

I never knew what incel was either. I put that up there with woke as stupid terms that need to be left behind.

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Post by Lightning » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:30 pm

Moses, an ok Froob, Scurry wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:15 pm
I never knew what incel was either. I put that up there with woke as stupid terms that need to be left behind.
it's the new "cuck" for those dummies.

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Post by Style » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:30 pm

j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:21 pm
There are a few words in that rant in which I have no clue of their definition, yet see used fairly frequently.
"Girl" and "gal" are fairly frequently used words known to most everyone with less than 15,000+ posts on a message board.


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Post by Style » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:33 pm

j2j wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:58 pm
I was going to include a wisecrack about "marriage", but it seems people are still into that.
Oh? You aren't into marriage, THAT'S why you're still single.

I'm just messing with you j2j.

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Post by Moses Scurry » Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:49 pm

Marriage is fine, it's the awful children that come with most marriages that is the problem.

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Post by digitalwolf » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:14 pm

Moses, an ok Froob, Scurry wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:49 pm
Marriage is fine, it's the awful children that come with most marriages that is the problem.

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Post by digitalwolf » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:16 pm

SHAFA wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:01 pm
When it comes to internet message boards, there's always been one rule that I felt was unassailable:

If someone is spending time and energy to generate detailed descriptions of how awesome their life is, it's safe to assume the reality is probably the inverse.
Agreed. That particular post screamed of a classic Narf post I'll always vividly recall. :lol:

Gotta love that moxie though?!

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Post by kilkenny » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:27 pm

Moses, an ok Froob, Scurry wrote: ↑
Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:49 pm
Marriage is fine, it's the awful children that come with most marriages that is the problem.
And then they decide to have 5 or 6 of them. Grrrr.
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Post by Moses Scurry » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:27 pm

I dunno, my life is fairly awesome. Aspen last week, Sun Valley in March, Costa Rica in April.

Or is that all a lie? You be the judge!

I mean, I still have to work...so yes, it does suck. :frowneyface: